I realized that hamster wheels are not actually fun for hamsters. They are a method of torture. They aren't funness that encourages exercise! The hamster actually thinks it can climb up it and is totally baffled when it can't get up there. The hamster is thinking- I will climb! I will climb out! And the humans are like- Oh look at the cute hamster having so much fun! And the hamster is like- *GASPING* Need more oxygen. . Must climb! Why isn't this thing working?! And humans are like- Oh! I am glad the hamster is enjoying the new "toy" I got him! Doesn't he look happy?!
No you silly human. Your hamster is wondering why his climbing wall is not climbing properly and you have hoaxed your dear hamster. That is why hamster wheels are torture.
And to think. This whole thought process came along because we rodent-sat the obese hamster over Thanksgiving.
Anyways. So, my mom and I were talking and a thought came across. We were joking about caveman dating. You know, where they whack the woman over the head and drag 'em in the cave? Yeah, that one. Anyway, we started to wonder if there was any caveman dating etiquette and so we searched it and decided that I should share some of these humorous caveman "etiquette" rules.
* Avoid perfume. You want him to think of you as a potential girlfriend. Not a meal.
* Expect you date to order a steak or something. It will probably be cooked very rare or very burnt depending on how far he has evolved.
* Don't try to change your caveman; instead learn to embrace his inner sensitivity while ignoring his outward behavior.
* Expect to be running most of the conversation, Cavemen are known for being quiet except for the occasional grunt. ( I think this one could go for men other than the cave ones. Haha.)
So, if you ever wana know how to date a caveman. . Google it. Hahaha
Thanks for reading!
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