Monday, October 25, 2010

Today and my weekend

Sunday morning:
I walk in my parents' bathroom to find my brother standing in there looking at his bottom in the mirror and blow drying it. .
I turned around and walked out.
I came back in a few minutes later and he says, "I sat on a wet wash cloth. It's dry now."
And we continue on with what we were doing.

Oh! So he's 12 and he got his first pimple today! He won't let anyone look at it and as I sit here and type he is covering his nose and won't let my mom look at it.
Him- No! Don't look!
Mom- Lemme look at it or I'll sit on top of you and pop it off!
She won and is now looking at his nose and they both look retarded.

So, we babysit this 2 year old on weekdays.
I just painted my nails BRIGHT GREEN yesterday and he was holding my hand today and he saw my nails. He spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how to get the green off my nails and almost peeled my nails off in the process. .  poor child. Haha

I'm kind of a clumsy person. Or so people say. . I tried to get up this weekend and and fell while I was still sitting. Apparently no one at the party had ever seen anyone do that , so it was kind of like I did the impossible. Haha Riiight.

Oh. And the quote for this past weekend is- "I have a major plywood wedgie right now."
I'm not gonna even try to explain that scenario. Just try to imagine it yourself. Haha Funny isn't it?

Haha and these have been the events of my weekend and what has happened today. haha it's so intersting living with the people I live with.

Friday, October 22, 2010

NOTE TO SELF

NOTE TO SELF:

DON'T TRY TO SAY AND DO INTELLIGENT THINGS WHILE WEARING UNDERWEAR ON YOUR HEAD. FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE DON'T FIND YOU THAT INTELLIGENT.

YES. IT HAS BEEN A VERY INTERESTING DAY.

P.S. HAPPY NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Dingleberry brothers

Mom- You should marry a girl who is always cold so you can keep her warm!
Me- You can marry someone like me!
My brother- I can marry someone like Mrs. Tonia. (a very nice lady at our church)
Me- You can marry someone like me *insert cheesy smile*
My brother- Someone like Mrs. Tonia.
Me- Why not someone like me?!
My brother- *whispers* Because you're kinda crazy. . *swirls crazy curly Qs by his ear.

You have now been introduced to my brother, Chad.

Today in the car:

Mom- Your brothers are just dingleberries!
My sister- Yep. They are just dingerbellies.
Mom- Dingerbellies?! They have bells on their tummies?!
My sister- Now they do!

And now you are introduced to my silly sister, Miranda, and my mommy, Christi.

This is the end of my post. Thank you for reading! :)
Omw my brother just did the wave with his belly. In my face!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Mom's argument with the wii fit

Mom- Let's see how I'm doing. . . . .
*brrrrring! Ding!*
-What?! Two pounds! You are wrong. .(in imitation squeaky voice) Oh. .  looks like you didn't reach your goal. . wah wah wah wah wah. . . .
*cutting off wii fit*
Shut up. I am so done with you. We're though. Hmph!

Hahaha Oh mother!!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

First blog

I just got my first blog and have not the first clue how to use it. But fear not. I will eventually get the hang of it.